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random fact

h2odelirious-kitty:

((i always find it weird for some reason when a YouTuber says they aren’t a virgin

Idk why

like
they had the sex))

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andnowtheweather59:

There’s once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow…

She didn’t talk much but boy did she swallow…

baby: m....m...m

mom: mama? ma? mommy?

baby: m...m...

baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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